CRYING ROPER

To bust a viscous load while in tears.

"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"

by Footpucci October 19, 2020

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025

crying to the moon

To swear and scream in vain, because nobody can hear you or nobody cares.

There's no chance to make him understand, I'm just crying to the moon.

by tripps42 March 11, 2018

crying in the booth

When one tries to rap but no strong points can be made. Mostly just a jumbled mismatch of shitty things that happened to them making for a downright depressing song or freestyles.

As Eminem once stated
"Nobody wants to hear a white boy crying in the booth..."

by Dabtillitslit February 12, 2023

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.

The baby's crying every time we go to bed.

by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018