Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.

My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

Crumpiin

confidently not pulling with the ability to

That boy don't waste time with those hoes he crumpiin

by BlackSwagWhiteSwag May 15, 2018

Crumble mumble

Speaking with anything in your mouth...anything!!

(Guy speaks while eating food) you dude I don’t understand or speak crumble mumble.

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 20, 2019

crumb boy

someone who gives little to nothing in a relationship. they give you little “crumbs” at a time instead of a whole cake.

“he took like 2 days to respond to my text and then said wyd. he a crumb boy.”

“she asked me to hang out but then said never mind she’s just going to stay home and pet her cat. she’s a crumb girl.”

by rach ho January 24, 2019

Crumb Buns

A person who is indulging in excessive anger over an issue that should really only be annoying.

A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.

Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.

Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.

by Nards Eubanks February 24, 2019

Crumbance

An extremely small amount of something

LOTR isn't within a crumbance of GOT

by DanJimword March 28, 2019

Crummy Cunt

A crummy cunt is someone who lays around all day bludging doing nothing and using every cunt they can. Another word to use instead of using cunt or bludging cunt.

Crummy cunt: Oiya you gotta smoke.
Hardworking tax payer: Nah fuck this shit go crum on someone else ya crummy cunt

by Sistagintitness March 31, 2019