crap muffin

Taking your crap and baking it into muffins (blueberries or poppie seeds for best results); give it to n00bs you want to pwn.

Give that n00b some crap muffins!

by Rubble D September 8, 2006

mexi crap

when you eat soooo many tacos that your shit smells like refried beans, giving the illusion of tacos.

Those tacos gave me the mexi craps dude.

by feasle October 5, 2006

crap ass

slang used in a derogatory manner referring to a person, place, or thing.

"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"

by BetsyD December 27, 2005

CRAP

Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.

My computer job is CRAP.

What do you do? CRAP.

by Stinblad April 6, 2007

Crap Music

Music that is good and that you appreciate. However you would not be caught dead listening to it. Basically its good music that you dont want people to know you listen to.

Boy 1:That new Bow Wow and Omarion gets me hot.
Boy 2:That is such "crap music."
Boy 1: I know.

by Young Otion September 25, 2005

crap wagon

1: An event or thing that is unpleasant or has unpleasant consequences.
2: An exclamation made in the event that something unpleasant or disingenuous occurs.

Holy Crap Wagon! He keyed my f---ing car!

by charrliepants March 25, 2012

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 5, 2004