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Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.
I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.
by youcantseeme November 14, 2012
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Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.
Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.
by Nector November 20, 2007
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Coked Out my Donkey

It means that you have snorted or eaten large amounts of painkillers (such as oxycodone, morphine,heroin) and a large amount of cocaine resulting in a very euphoric (stoned or high feeling) which is comparable to an intense orgasm lasting for over an hour.

Coked= (cocaine + oxycontin)
Donkey= (Your Mind)
-"Dude after i snorted those oxy's and coke last night i was coked out my donkey!"

" *rails crushed oxy and coke mixed together (aka the speedball)*

Im fuckin coked out my donkey right now"

"Lets get coked out of our donkeys tonight,"
by tmoeboop November 13, 2012
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crooked hat

A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.

Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."

"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."

"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."

"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
by Blank-Disk April 7, 2013
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crooked

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.
There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.
by Wifey March 1, 2003
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crooked cop

A cop who is not straight but rather gay.
The crooked cop on the motorcycle didn't give me a speeding ticket after I flashed him my penis.
by Reno9/11 April 14, 2010
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Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009
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