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Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.
Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!
by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008
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Clackamas

A suburb of Portland, Oregon. Largely known as Cracka-My-Ass because that's what downtown (is there a downtown?) Clackamas looks and smells like.
Job opportunities largely do not exist in Clackamas, unless you like working at the local "Hotdog on a stick" franchise. Of course most of the teenagers yearn to have such a highly skilled job, and they love those hot looking uniforms.
The parents of Clackamas think if they buy a 5 year old Escalade, that it will give them the same status as those new money wannabe's from West Linn. The reality is, their houses are sitting on top of each other, and they are all one paycheck away from taking their kid's shift at the aforementioned "Hotdog on a stick Franchise".
Hey I live in Clackamas, I'm hungry, where's the closest Denny's?
by BuBBa from Milwaukie December 3, 2007
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clarkey

A term used for an alcoholic cunt such as an el jesso, a clarkey is sumone who gets pissed in a krew and likes pussy and often gets a lot of it, he also likes alcohol and places where he can buy and drink alcohol.
Hey dude! see that guy passed out in the gutter, what a motherfucking clarkey
by El Jesso November 19, 2004
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Kelly Clarkson

by laughway2 much88 April 2, 2005
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Charky

Whenever I wake up in the morning I always have the gnarliest charky

I always have the fattest charky when I fuck girls
by MitcheBitches March 14, 2011
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Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora
Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'
by thorpey65 October 25, 2010
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clack

Used in "American Idol" fandom, specifically by Clay Aiken fans: Clay photos, stories, performances, etc., that serve as a fan's "Clay fix". Derived from "crack."
"Dear God, did you see Clay's Rolling Stone cover? That was some major clack."
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
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