Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.

Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."

by jokeinthebox May 16, 2011

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charmazing

an incredibly attractive women with a to die for smile.

male : hey your hot
Female: no im charmazing

by lalapopo737373 August 9, 2009

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Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010

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Carmanda

A Beautiful Woman. Normally blond. Very charming and loves to smile. Absolutely loves coffee and sugar! She's very kind, Caring and sweet. Almost to a fault. She is sought after by Manny men. However her heart belongs to one and only one. She ALWAYS looks out for those in need. However very likely to get fed up with various topics. She hates to hurt others. As well as loves to bring them joy. Sometimes i think she would sacrifice herself for a cause but never a selfish one. Carmanda is a girl worth protecting in any man or womans arms, Because she is the sweetest, Most attractive and Loving/lovable female ever. If one sought to be with someone named Carmanda, You would need to hope she isnt taken already. A Woman named Carmanda is not a girl someone can just pickup. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They NEVER look both ways across the street. Not even one way infact! A girl named Carmanda is very easy to fall inlove with. Due to her natural charm and beauty.

Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|

Wow, man did you see that girl?' 'Yeah man she's totally going to get hit by that car!' ' No, Not that . I mean look at how beautiful she is. Her name must be Carmanda.

by Carmanda's Lover July 25, 2011

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