cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.

Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cellph

A cellphone in the possession of a person who spends so much time using it that it defines their very being.

Get off your cellph for five minutes and you might find yourself having an original thought.

by Jason Vieyra-Preston August 28, 2008

Cellulocean

Containing enough cellulose on one's body to create a synthetic ocean of flab glistening in the sun.

Dude, when did we get to the beach? Anderson's got a cellulocean gleaming over there.

by DeedsFan12 April 20, 2009

cellulive

The act of waving to a friend with whom you are talking to using a cellular phone while behind a reporter/anchor who is being broadcast live on television.

Seth: "Dood, can you see me behind Chuck waving? What? Turn on CNN right now!!"

Ben: "Huh ... are you cellulive right now?"

by TreeInCV September 22, 2009

Cellous

Being jealous of a person who plays the cello. To covet thy neighbor's cello.

He was cellous of her after she outplayed him for the final spot in the orchestra.

Nathan had always dreamed of playing the cello and he became quite cellous when he saw Bella's beautiful new instrument.

by S. Finch November 18, 2011

Celloist

Someone who discriminates against cellos

M: "Look, here comes Conor! God he's such a celloist!"
C: "Really? Wow he's so stupid, what a clusterfuck!"

by Radioleg March 27, 2019

cellular

a mobile phone that can take calls and receive them

usually stolen (by a black jhit) or lost in the hood

dude 1: some lil jhit nigga stole my cellular

dood 2: nah that was me

dude 1: BRO IMA SLAP THE FUCK OUT U

dood 2: (runs like a quarterback)

by FreeiPhone4S October 15, 2020