can't defend 

exclamation used to signify that the opposing force or team is an utter failure in regards to anything and everything. a put down stating that they are inferior to you because you pwned them at something.

Yea, in chemistry class we got the answer right, the class can't defend.

I stole your french fries, you can't defend!

can't defend by Bauer Power October 26, 2005

Can Job 

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.

Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.

Can Job by NannerTart July 31, 2016

Can class 

Used as a sentence filler to express common agreement

Can class

Can class by Heifhrsj September 24, 2018

Can I help you 

Get the fuck out of here

I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.

Can I help you by Nope my name is yeet January 27, 2020

Can't Understand Nigger Talk 

Another acronym for the word "Cunt". Easier to use than "C U Next Tuesday", considering that you don't have to say "you" before it.

Shut up, can't understand nigger talk.

Can't Understand Nigger Talk by Sterling Lucky December 3, 2007

can't rape the willing 

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

can't rape the willing by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015

Can't Let you do that 

An Internet Meme from the quote Wolf used in Starfox 64.
Often comes after something said by another person.

The word "Do" In the meme is commonly changed to whatever the topic relates to, Like "Can't let you eat that." Etc, Etc, Etc...

Usually used in sarcasm or to be annoying. Most people don't take it seriously, because it's really not.
n00bs will usually go all "N00b-Fu" On you if you use it at the wrong time though.

Protect your e-Crotch.

Robber: THIS IS A HOLD UP! *Points a gun*
Random guy: CAN'T LET YOU SHOOT THAT

Guy (Talking to another guy): So, I'll meet you at the cafe in ten minu-
Random guy (Interupting): CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!

Can't Let you do that by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009