1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.
by Corerosin May 13, 2005

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.
Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!
Mom: What?
Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.
Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.
Son: Understood.
Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!
Mom: What?
Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.
Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.
Son: Understood.
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

by ItsAlexaBitch March 4, 2011

In Minnesota this goes as follows:
Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!
Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.
Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!
Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!
Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.
Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!
Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"
Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"
Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"
by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006

by BlaineF December 28, 2005

When you get your partner to eat all the choclate and sponge off of a jafacake and leave the orange jelly circle..you then get 2 of these orange jelly circles and place them on the breasts of a women..you then eat them off...or if your some crazy mo fuka you can do this by yourslef if you are female..
Hayley: Jafa-Cake me...dont leave any orange jelly there though.
Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
............................
Louis: wtf...they're stuck
HALF AN HOUR L8ER...
Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).
Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
............................
Louis: wtf...they're stuck
HALF AN HOUR L8ER...
Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).
by Louis&Hayley :) February 15, 2009

expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.
(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"
(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."
(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."
by Gurban January 4, 2009
