diet coke 

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.

Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."

diet coke by Adel7 September 23, 2007

crown and coke 

A progressive punk rock band from Mississauga who likes to party as hard as they rock out.

Crown And Coke has the best mosh pits known to man.

crown and coke by Kris Brudek January 16, 2007

council coke 

another slang word for amphetemine sulphate aka speed

want a line of council coke?

council coke by del boy September 25, 2006

Mentos Diet Coke Magic 

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

Mentos Diet Coke Magic by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010

diet coke 

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

diet coke by Lucifer February 26, 2005

Liquid Coke 

While recieving oral intercource, the act of ejaculating into your partners nose.

Kyle was getting awesome head by Jaqualine and he blew a big load of Liquid Coke all up in her nostril.

Liquid Coke by JustinElderado April 12, 2010

Diet Coke 

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

Diet Coke by defiler19 April 11, 2010