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Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
by Troy Tower December 31, 2009
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skull bongo

Late 70's, 80's band, eastern PA. Advent-garde original music. Art band with some punk directions. Active in varying degrees for about 10 years. Band name taken from skateboarding term for head injury.
They didn't know what to do when at the Post last night when skull bongo started dragging the chains across the stage.
by Slash5 July 10, 2010
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Mr Bonney

Scouser led. Get your planner out now. Loves a cheeky bit of noncing, i think ive used his bald head in replace for my minecraft beacon
Noncing mr bonney told me to get my planner out now.
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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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Bonnie Gruesen

A Starkid, plays Hermione Granger in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. Is totally awesome, but can't draw. Sings "The Coolest Girl," written by Darren Criss.
Person: Who's Bonnie Gruesen?
Starkid Fan: THE COOLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
by melissafreakingpotter March 14, 2011
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Kill Boner

A boner induced by the act or thought of taking another's life.
Also known as a death boner.
"Jon": Rob, I didn't shoot the DJ. But I do have a boner.
Rob: Well "Jon" thats what we federal agents call a "kill boner".
by Count Samizoth October 27, 2010
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