beardfull

A man with a large lush beard that is enjoying life and the things in life....but most importantly the comfort his beard brings him!

Beardy is feeling quite Beardfull today.

by Beardy! February 16, 2009

Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!

guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"

by Zeps March 6, 2010

Beardilocks

A person who's only defining characteristic is their beard. No other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.

Jason: "Do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?"
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."

by Bloberita July 24, 2010

Beard Slaw

The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.

Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!

by dartiki August 1, 2012

Beardist

Someone who is "racist" against people with facial hair. Be it full on beard or just a mustache.

Dude that old guy was such a beardist. Yea he totally hated my beard.

by Driddle07 August 31, 2013

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

beardkin

A napkin for your beard

Alex: 'yo Sam, you got crumbs in your beard booooy!'

Sam: 'oh shit homes, I need me a beardkin!'

by Shampi69;) March 8, 2014