Redbank Breathilizer

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.

I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013

Breadism

A religion that believes that bread is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with bread.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Breadism
Pat: What's Breadism?
Eric: BREAD IS LIFE MAN

by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Brewfurd

(Noun)
Someone who's a lame or act like something they're not. A fuck boy
Origins from Chicago

I don't fuck with you. Brewfurd ass nigga

by iThroatFuckGrandmas May 10, 2016

pigs breath

smelly breath that is beyond the work of mints, breath fresheners etc.

bobby: ive got pigs breath
Alderson: so have I
bobby: have you got anything to cure it
Alderson: sorry its incurable

by bobby alderson April 18, 2008

Chop breakfast

To get heartbroken,
Or to have a bad breakup

My guy just chop breakfast with his girlfriend mia

by Sharon urban dict February 8, 2022

sliced bread

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

by Squirel December 11, 2008