Albert Lin

A gay fat kid who goes to Chinese school. He has only 2 gay friends that sit with him.

Albert Lin can suck my dick!

by Jacobc08.19 May 27, 2018

Alberto

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's

Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.

by starkiiies July 26, 2017

albert and roberta

the cutest couple ever. end of story (:

i wish we could be like albert and roberta.

by love1234XD June 12, 2009

King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

allerrs

of or referring to a sexy male. matches best with brunettes (;

damn did you see that boy? he was allerrs !

by bugggyyyboo January 1, 2008

allerhand

A name for a German: (implies Nazism)

Also the name of a horse.

This One Guy: Doodzor, what do you think about that new guy, Klaus?

Aforementioned Doodzor: He is a total Allerhand!

by Heegagurkurk March 7, 2008