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a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020
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sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006
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Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole

Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!
by Wanker420 January 28, 2009
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Asshole War

See 'Redhamic Asshad.'
(See 'Redhamic Asshad.')
by Nicolai June 10, 2004
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asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.
Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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assholeness

doing ahole things to people.
name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!
by itsboosting March 12, 2010
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asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross
by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010
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