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Camera Aftermath

(N)- the event about 2-5 days after a huge party, when you notice you have new pictures on your camera or camera-phone and call over your best friends from the party to go over and realize what actually happened at the party. This review of photos can tell phenomanlly hilarious stories of what you or your friends have actually done at the party.
1: 'Power-Hour at three? I can tell that the camera aftermath of this house party will be a great time.'

2: After looking at their camera's pictures from Jill's Memorial Day party, there were tears, there were laughs, and they realized Jill had been 'dirty russian-ed' in front of everyone.
by DlemonC May 31, 2010
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Five After Beer Thirty

When the time to get a beer, cigarette , or other drug has been much overdue.
Friend: Hey bro is it beer thirty?

Me: Shit, its five after beer thirty!
by Creems October 21, 2012
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longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.
When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.
by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013
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videos after dark

Watching excessive amounts of porn at night just because no one is around.
What are those noises coming from Timmy's room? Those are his videos after dark!
by Timmy Burch June 18, 2014
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Menstrual Aftermath

The stage at which a woman comes off her period and reverts from being cranky and angry back to being calm.
My wife finally went into Menstrual Aftermath. Now she'll stop telling me to move my weight for a few weeks.
by SQG_Slasher September 7, 2014
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"morning after" panties

n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)
My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.
by StarWolf777RJ July 19, 2016
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German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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