A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.
~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."
~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"
~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."
~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"
~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."
by cookiemonsterftw September 08, 2011
A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...
I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...
by awesome oh May 18, 2009
One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 29, 2019
in a whimsical or humorative way, wiping your finger across soneone else's upper lip, after wiping said finger with nut cheese or butt cheese.
by woohoomagoo September 25, 2009
when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter
by t money 69 July 16, 2010
Generous to people, bonding everyone cost together on every platform to his existence. Planning on getting married to Jeejeesh. He is loving, kind, generous, caring and selfless.
by List of random definitions. December 19, 2017
If I was Adolf Hitler Uunona and I recently learned about the Holocaust and other Nazi war crimes, I'd try and change my name ASAP.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022