drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

im off ts

Im over this

only the first day back and im off ts

by Cay._. January 3, 2024

Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015

Kill off

A term mostly uses in jail/prison, kill off refers to the act of masturbation.

About to hit the shower and kill off.

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024

Unpissed Off

The opposite of pissed off, not annoyed, happy, content

I will let you go so that you can get unpissed off.

by Bigbraindev March 18, 2022

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 6, 2022