Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

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Cadet sargent fartin

Dirty gimpy kiddy fiddling bastard

Your such a cadet Sargent Fartin

by Freya Martin October 8, 2021

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when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021

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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

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fashion brain fart

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.

I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!

by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021

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