terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own

man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own

by phantom jizz January 5, 2010

Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

by geez657 May 13, 2015

Clumpy farts

Clumping in your farts

I have clumpy farts today Ted .

by Serf2313 July 12, 2015