Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

Munson Face

The face you make when you eat something gross for the first time.

She made the funniest munson face when she ate an oyster for the first time.

by Eric Huxley September 27, 2014

cloakroom face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a rather unpleasant nightclub cloakroom worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than to redirect this misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloakroom face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace January 8, 2024

village face

The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.

Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married

by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016

package face

someone who repeatedly gets hit in the face with a ''package'' ( she takes it in the face)

"brittany allen is a package face"

by kayla weeks May 30, 2008

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016