Short ass

A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.

Person A: Those chicks on Guitar Hero III sure have short asses.
Person B: Oh, I know!

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots June 21, 2010

loose ass

someone who passes extremely rancid gas on a regular basis. The original loose ass is a man named "Lucky" in Portland, Oregon.

Shit, what a fucking reak! Lucky has a loose ass.

by Steve January 3, 2004

ass bumps

when your inside bumps go to the outside.

my dog, casey, was sniffing my butt and found my ass bumps!

by The Ashleys August 3, 2006

Country ass

A big ole butt

She had a country ass from Texas

by namitfasdfsdfsdf March 30, 2015

split-ass

1) the act of leaving in a hurry
2) to dance with passion
3) the act of anal sex

1) Man, Lisa really split-ass on us last night
2) Wow Look at that guy split-ass.
3) I think those guys are going to split-ass together tonite.

by douper November 20, 2003

ass muffin

a muffin made from the asses of 100-40040239 people. Their are different types of ass muffin, like chocolate ass muffin made from black peoples asses cum muffins made from crackers asses and dirty muffins made from mexicans asses.

damn yo i had a purple ass muffin for lunch it was made nasty

by titsandwhice January 25, 2007

Scissor-ass

When two homo's lock asses and grind on eachother. Another term for a dumbass where all the worthlessness in the world is made up into one being.

god dammit! He's such a f-ing scissor-ass!
Those two guys are scissor-asses.

by joebob1115 September 30, 2005