Denise woods

The biggest bitch in the world

Denise woods is coming. Better be On your best behavior

by Denbo January 17, 2018

wood putty

a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.

jane: so, do you think you'll see him again?
mary: na, he was just wood putty.

by clevermcclever February 16, 2009

wood envy

When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.

Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.

by Briz July 6, 2005

Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

woods hippie

A hippie now living in a rural situation, used in Northern California especially.

If you asked the woods hippies, marijuana would be legal.

by Harmonica ED December 3, 2011

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016