Wind the Clock

the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion

I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.

by Cap'n Bock n Calls January 6, 2008

Texas Wind Tunnel

Sexual act whereby an individual applies mouth to anus of willing partner who then passes flatus, while said individual inhales deeply, holding his/her breath. Individual then exhales entirely into mouth of partner while he/she inhales deeply.

After running out of NOS, Bill and Larry decided to up the ante and began two fisting empanadas and chorizos in preparation for a mind blowing Texas Wind Tunnel session.

by d.c. sterner February 1, 2008

Wind Surge

The shart filled air that comes out of your anus just before you have explosive diarrhea.

The pressure release from that wind surge was almost euphoric.

by Timbrrwolf November 13, 2019

six fingered windowlicker

resident of small town originating from same place particularly for example wellingborough in northants UK. similar to chav in usage but more implication that their parents took a dip in the shallow end of the gene pool - they were possibly first cousins.

I saw loads of six fingered windowlickers out last saturday in Welly - think they caught the special bus from the Hemmingwell.

by chopsie May 13, 2004

Break the Wind

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.

Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.

by Zimfast May 15, 2013

windows

1. A 32-bit Operating System with a graphical interface and 16-bit backwards compatibility for older applications. It was created by Microsoft Corporation.

2. A name that may refer to Windows NT or Operating Systems based on Windows NT such as Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Windows NT and it's variants were also developed by Microsoft Corporation. They are true 32-bit Operating Systems. They are not the same as Windows 9.x (3.1/95/98/ME).

1. Windows 3.1 is still used by some businesses today.

2. I downloaded and installed Service Pack 5 for Windows NT 4 Workstation.

by Gary Destruction June 13, 2003

Windows

A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart.
Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.

Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!"
Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS!"

by Manux June 12, 2004