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water my hog 

A male having vaginal sex with a female
“Hey man,how did your date go last night?”

“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”
water my hog by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018

Water Daddy

A man that like to lick water out of a dog bowl with his girlfriend beside him.
Jesica: My boyfriend is such a water daddy.

Massoud: STOP IT, I LIKE TO BE A WATER DADDY!!!
Water Daddy by Jimmyisagod March 9, 2021

water block 

What Peter’s mom got last night.
“I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter

“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison
water block by Open the lab November 6, 2021
A weapon used to spray your victims with liquid (i didn't say it had to be water ;)
I sell water guns full of cat piss to children and tell them to spray their parents
water gun by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2022

Water Balloon 

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
Water Balloon by fittNasty April 13, 2009

Water Bottle 

A hot, cute, or gorgeous guy.
"Look over there, its a water bottle."

"Damn, there's no water bottles here."
Water Bottle by thisislegit94 August 16, 2011