uber

An app where you can pay people to drive you where-ever you like for an other worldly cost

person 1: "uber for (name)?"
person 2: "yeah, that's me" *gets in*

by cowmas : ) December 25, 2021

super uber

a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.

Amber can't afford the Super Uber so she
will have to take a bus.

by tcitycrips February 24, 2019

Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.

Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!

by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011

Uber

A company connecting car drivers with passengers.

Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.

Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.

A: I'd like to go home now.
B: I'll get you a Uber, it's safe and cheap.
C: Ok.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.

Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.

by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018

uber

an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated

Uber, uber, uber, I'm freezing, it's cold out here!

by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009

uber spiffiness

Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.

"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"

by Journ April 2, 2008