Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023

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Twiddlefinger

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After all of the wasted years
Need to get a taste of your FEAR
Need a little taste of your BLOOD
Then we can finally be one...

Everything I've ever wanted
Just a single bite and I'm through
There's no need to beg or bargain, because all I need is you...

After all of the wasted years
Need to get a taste of your FEAR
Need a little taste of your BLOOD
Then we can finally be one...

Everything I've ever wanted
Just a single bite and I'm through
There's no need to beg or bargain, because all I need is you... - Twiddlefinger

by epic guy the 3rd July 24, 2024

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twiddledickin

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024

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twidgie

Very small. Unusually small. Like when your dad cuts a regular piece of bacon into four small pieces, and tries to convince you that you're getting more because you've got four "twidgie bacons" on your plate instead of only one piece, and because you're too young to know the difference, you think he must be right.

Zelda: This piece of bacon is twidgie.
Wilma: Yep. But I like twidgie bacons.

by ElinorsDad October 17, 2023

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