A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.
When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.
by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006
Get the butt turkeymug. 1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"
Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006
Get the turkey sandwichmug. The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers
by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017
Get the turkey gurbblemug. To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.
If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!
(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)
(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)
by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010
Get the Bushman's Turkeymug. (N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable
by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021
Get the Turkey legmug. by Ty--txt June 18, 2016
Get the lurkey turkeymug. Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017
Get the tugging the turkeymug.