IBM Thinkpad

A really shitty laptop produced in the 1990's. Usually only compatible with DOS and Internet Explorer 5, some people miraculously still use it today.

In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.

Guy 1: Man my computer is a piece of shit, takes 10 minutes to open my email.
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that

by This is not my real name >.> March 13, 2011

thunk

Derived from the sound food makes when falling from a row in a vending machine, "thunk" is a general term for food you buy when you have the munchies, but your funds are limited to small change only.

Imagine the sound made by a Honeybun when you buy it from a machine after smoking pot all night.

Dude, you're eating thunk.

Dude, let's go get some thunk.

by Devlan July 27, 2006

Critical thinking

Standard excuse conspiracy theorists to deny a poltical or global situation. Ironically they call other people sheeple, when they blindly follow a random person on YouTube and receives all his information from his YouTube channel full of unsubstantiated claims rather than researching on scientific research.

"I'm going to stay at home and protect Mt friends and family from Coronavirus"

"Why? Coronavirus has a 99% survival rate; do some critical thinking.

"It's not just about the people who passed due to the virus, but it's also about the people who received complications subsequent to contracting the virus. It's like POTS Syndrome symptoms, only 10 times worse. Some people have even been paralysed or lost the ability to walk efficiently, thus having to use crutches or a wheelchair".

"Shut up you dumb sheeple"

by UltimateDoge April 17, 2021

how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010

thinkshesblackbutreallyisegyptianandinnowayblack

thinks he's black but really is egyptian and in no way black.

see yanni

by u wish u knew January 28, 2004

thunk

to consume alcohol while thinking deeply.

Hmm ... Let me thunk about it.

by Joel27 September 8, 2004

I Think The Fuck Not

It's when someone says that you do something or that you said something or that their gonna do something to you that you don't like or is going to get you hurt.

Other person: She totally likes Brad !
You:um... I think the fuck not !

by Skyeee01 February 20, 2017