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windex and cheese

Used to explain the taste of sperm.
Oh my man tasted just like windex and cheese last night!
by Zega Moosh January 2, 2004
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cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!
sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!
by gorillaz April 28, 2008
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pepperoni and cheese

A popular chinese tattoo people get, not knowing what it means.
Haha you idiot, your back reads "Pepperoni and Cheese"
by nightninja June 11, 2006
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cheese turd

a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"
by douchebop January 13, 2013
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Fapperoni and Cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you
by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017
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Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.
The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.
by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004
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Hand Cheese

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.
"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"
by onbusmis February 22, 2009
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