Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

Dad Scent

That gruff smell of ones father that almost every small child has experienced. A mixture of sweat, pheromone and man; and a little day old deodorant.

Over all a comforting smell.

For a college student, Ron has a pretty fierce dad scent; he doesn't even have a dad bod yet!

by SupremeMoustachioRonJohnson October 25, 2017

Vanessa's Dad

Hates Tyler H because he thinks there dating but little does he know what Tyler said....

Vanessa- my Dad says he docent want us to talk rn

Tyler- I didn't do anything yet all I did was carry bedwars Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.

Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.

by WildBill1970 November 22, 2018

Driving to dads

Another way of saying smoking weed or getting high.

Kosta: yo, are you driving to dads tonight?
Dan: yes brother, can you get me some snacks?
Kosta: of course just let me know what you want.

by DickHead67 June 16, 2019

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.

"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."

by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016