shiny taco

Referring to shaved or bald vaginas.

1.) I have a shiny taco.
2.) I love to slap shiny tacos.

by Kris C. January 18, 2005

Louisiana taco

Getting any kind of hot sauce on or in a vagina, which, interestingly, makes the pussy wetter even though it burns. You could also have hot sauce or buffalo wing sauce residue on your fingers or in your mouth and then you finger or go down on a woman, making her pussy burn.

My booty call came over last night after I ate nuclear wings, and I gave her a Louisiana taco by fingering her before washing off my hands. Her snatch burned, but she was wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Next time I’ll just douse her pussy with Tabasco instead of lube and pound away.

by tonymarc March 18, 2011

Taco Vender

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.

Julio can be seen every day pedaling his taco cart up to the contruction site. Everyone sees Julio, and knows the mexican has arrived with the burrito supremes.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it

I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007

crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.

by hamannbacon December 22, 2005

cyber tacos

cyber tacos or taco cyber how ever you want to spell it
..cyber taco you cant see,taste, smell,its a taco that you can
eat and not get fat

heres some cyber tacos with extra cyber

by whoosayynedat October 5, 2010

Taco Bitch

Someone who works at Taco Bell.

"Can I take your --" "Shut up and give me a taco, Taco Bitch."

by milotictear November 17, 2009