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smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.
Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.
by nikki.t September 18, 2010
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Slothing

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.
"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"
by bananaslices May 13, 2013
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Smithing

When someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply

Or not answering someone when they say hi
Person 1: (text)hey!
Person 2: hi!
Person 1: (reads but doesnt answer)
Person 3: oh he is smithing you

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: ( reads but doesnt answer)
by Fadjskr January 2, 2014
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trouble shooting

A text that has various common problems (usually having to do with the computer) on it, and what you can do to fix them.
"Oh man," sighed David, "My computer is flickering again. What can I do to stop it?"

"Why don't you look in trouble shooting?" suggested his coworker.
by Newbia June 23, 2004
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Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.
I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.
by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009
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fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.
Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!
by Pinky518 July 16, 2010
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fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.
guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***
by chowder<3 August 29, 2010
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