Future Sailors

Song stolen by Lance Dior and Horrold Boon from Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh. 3rd series.

'Future sailors. Electronice castaways...'

by Gemmy Dodger May 9, 2008

Gum Smile

When a person (mostly found in girls) smiles & you can see an excessive amount of gum above their teeth. It can make a 10 star girl go to a 3 star girl, since one of the most important things in a person is their smile. People also use the "tooth to gum ratio" to decide whether or not there's too much gum. If you are unsure how to properly figure it out, look at the smile, then say to yourself "Is there an excessive amount of gum above her teeth?" The more gum, the uglier the girl is.

Alix: Bro, why are you dating Erin, she has a terrible gum smile!

Danny: Yeah I know man, but she gives good head

Alix: Screw the head! you don't want it coming from a mouth like that! Our dog buddy has a better mouth than that!

by Ellie M the blonde loves pink September 13, 2011

Smile-High Club

The Smile-High Club is a super-elite club for cadets who have flown their Talons at least a mile high and jacked off and have cum-stains on their flight-suits to prove it.

I'm a founding member of the Smile-High Club, as is Matt, my wing-man!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Sailors Cream Soda

An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.

"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."

by The uffin February 1, 2010

African smile mask

a type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

by Lynch Y February 18, 2010

Biden smile

The smile someone gets when their "bullshit" alarm goes off.

After hearing how Romney cared for the middle class, the audience notices a big Biden smile on Paul Ryan's face

by tdcagle October 14, 2012

droopy smile

Similar to a vertical smile, only the lips hang real low. A known characteristic of usually old, experienced strippers and dancers.

That droopy smile looks like a giant prune. I don't want to give her my dollar.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006