sharkbite

Non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarrassment.

A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!

by nattiesays September 13, 2010

shark

to quickly eat a snack or meal; to commit a sudden and violent attack on an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, I could fucking shark a hotdog; or, 'fucking hell, that guy just got sharked!'

by vladimir putin October 11, 2012

human shark

First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.

From Da Lord Nikon

Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.
Can I have a shot brother?

by Lord Nikon June 28, 2004

baby shark

The person who gives head and frequently scrapes their teeth on the penis. See tiger shark

My priest always would baby shark me.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

Shark Attack

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!

My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!

by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011

sharkesha

A black woman who is awsome to party with but if you step out of line she will fuck your shit up and shove a cactus up your ass

Mike: Dude why are you walking so funny
John: I got in a argument with sharkesha and i really don't want to talk about it

by Dimitri3696 April 21, 2014

Sharkie

A boner while swimming.

Bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
Gf: what is it?
Bf: i have a sharkie...
gf: thats hot.

by hisQueen46930 May 25, 2015