When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
by itzez October 7, 2019
Get the Shart Attackmug. Shit and fart combined into one. In most sharting incidents, the sharter thinks they're going to only get a fart, but their butthole threw some poop in the mix without their permission.
by Shitfart69 February 11, 2022
Get the Shartmug. When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it
Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted
by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022
Get the Shartmug. Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
by MC1986 May 7, 2021
Get the Shart-vacmug. A turd or a dingleberry.
by t41xicq July 22, 2017
Get the shart boogermug. by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023
Get the Sharting my britchesmug.