Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
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Mikaela : DUDE I HAD A THINGY IN MY WOO HA YESTERDAY I MUST COPE WITH MY NEW VISIONS OF SOCIETY
Jesse : Um dude... What's so different...
Jesse : And please never say you had a thingy in your woo ha again. That's disturbing.
Mikaela : DUDE I HAD A THINGY IN MY WOO HA YESTERDAY I MUST COPE WITH MY NEW VISIONS OF SOCIETY
Jesse : Um dude... What's so different...
Jesse : And please never say you had a thingy in your woo ha again. That's disturbing.
by iLikeThingsThatArePoo July 14, 2016
Get the Sexmug. Ally And Xavier were together in a forest together. They had been kissing for a while but now Xavier wanted more.
He held Ally close and ripped off her t-shirt, exposing her bra over her massive tits. He then grabbed her and started rubbing her tits and she moaned. Soon, her bra is off too and she is laying on the floor, moaning some more as Xavier sucks and kisses her tits. She moans even more. She then pulls of her skirt and tights. She lays on the floor, half naked and Xavier reveals her pussy. He then sticks his fingers up her wet pussy and she moans even more louder. She then got up, and looked at me, fully dressed. Then she unbuttoned his shirt, massaging his abs. He then pulled of his pants and then removed his boxers to reveal his 9 incher. She started licking the tip of it and massaging it in her hands. He then put his body onto hers and they both fell on the ground. His 9 incher penetrated into her wet pussy, and she moaned and screamed.
She shrieked for him to go harder and faster, he obeyed.
Ally could feel the cum dripping into her pussy and Xavier fucked her hard. Ally widened her legs and Xavier grabbed her tits again. He started massaging them and she let out a scream. Soon her pussy was dripping with cum. They rolled onto the floor and Xavier stood up, still inside Ally and pinned her against a tree, going under her to get the last few inches in. They separated and passed out.
He held Ally close and ripped off her t-shirt, exposing her bra over her massive tits. He then grabbed her and started rubbing her tits and she moaned. Soon, her bra is off too and she is laying on the floor, moaning some more as Xavier sucks and kisses her tits. She moans even more. She then pulls of her skirt and tights. She lays on the floor, half naked and Xavier reveals her pussy. He then sticks his fingers up her wet pussy and she moans even more louder. She then got up, and looked at me, fully dressed. Then she unbuttoned his shirt, massaging his abs. He then pulled of his pants and then removed his boxers to reveal his 9 incher. She started licking the tip of it and massaging it in her hands. He then put his body onto hers and they both fell on the ground. His 9 incher penetrated into her wet pussy, and she moaned and screamed.
She shrieked for him to go harder and faster, he obeyed.
Ally could feel the cum dripping into her pussy and Xavier fucked her hard. Ally widened her legs and Xavier grabbed her tits again. He started massaging them and she let out a scream. Soon her pussy was dripping with cum. They rolled onto the floor and Xavier stood up, still inside Ally and pinned her against a tree, going under her to get the last few inches in. They separated and passed out.
by TheresNothingHeree February 14, 2021
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