rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

rubber

1. something that can be found in an ancient land know as school used only to erase the mistakes you've made.
2. something that you use to prevent an accident from happening like you

hey what happened "the rubber broke" what do you mean? "mistakes where made"

by LegHamCheese May 20, 2019

rubber milkshake

When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac

Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake

by Brahbro6969 August 22, 2017

Rubber Malet

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.

Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea

by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

Rubber Sucky

To get a blowjob from someone whilst wearing a condom.

I got a really good rubber sucky from my girlfriend last night, dude.

by BatteryMaster July 5, 2017