when you take three of your blankets you have had for your entire life and rub them against your penis until you cum and piss at the same time
by kingrubber March 19, 2024

A person or group of people who act tuff, but in all reality are scared, an will bow there heads an avoid eye contact form altercations that they started.
Aye man, I heard Danny talking like he wants to fight with you?
Sheesh, don’t you know Danny is a rubber duck, he’s all talk an no bite.
Sheesh, don’t you know Danny is a rubber duck, he’s all talk an no bite.
by Zd2syko May 23, 2021

"rubber dinghy rapids bro" - waj- 4 lions
one of the most iconic movie lines in the world. referring to the rubber dinghy rapids from alton towers in the hit film 4 lions. now used more of a widespread term of expression which can be used in any context.
one of the most iconic movie lines in the world. referring to the rubber dinghy rapids from alton towers in the hit film 4 lions. now used more of a widespread term of expression which can be used in any context.
by lh009 June 25, 2025

Masturbating with a condom on
Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!
by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

Whilst fucking, just before you cum, pull out, pull your rubber off, throw it in her face and cum everywhere.
by Im_Jeff_Vader November 28, 2019

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022

A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.
by Grell June 20, 2024
