retard dong 

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.

Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.

retard dong by Manuterus May 14, 2015

Retard Tingles 

Retard Tingles is commonly caused by watching the humiliation and misfortune of others. It creates an over whelming embarrassing feeling that tingles all over the body and causes the face to flentch up much like a retard or one that is disabled.

While watching a contestant fail miserably on American Idol Jarch shouted, "Oh my ga I have retard tingles all over my bod".

Retard Tingles by EGJ February 9, 2009

Retard Logic 

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it

Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic

Retard Logic by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020

retard picnic 

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.

Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!

retard picnic by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005

Retard Rivalry 

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

Retard Rivalry by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

retard nigga 

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”

retard nigga by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019

retard sleep 

a very deep sleep in which one will not wake up under any circumstance. Profoundly oblivious and unaware of anything as they sleep.

I threw a rock at chris's head but he didn't wake up because he has retard sleep

retard sleep by mike in oxford December 9, 2008