Long Distance Relationship

Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.

Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."

You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."

Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."

You: "Yeah..."

by Krumplestumple March 27, 2010

Human Relations Day

Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.

Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir

by ektomorf January 18, 2011

inclusive relationship

You can fuck other ppl in a relationship whilst dating !!!!!!!!!!!!(:

Wow! Sean wants an inclusive relationship w Ari. He will fuck them all!!!

by Lilschmeatgang November 13, 2017

Relation-shitter

One who likes to shit on other people relationships. Will go behind their own friends back to tell their friends bf/gf what they are doing wrong and why they should break up with them.

Dude fuck that Austin Adams kid, he always is telling my girlfriend when I am talking shit about her he is such a relation-shitter!

by The Mighty Ryan June 2, 2009

Relationship

A relationship👫 is when you love ❤️and adore 🤞your significant other. THAT does not mean go and tell people your single knowing ur not🚫 ,if someone was to ask if your single and YOUR NOT ❌then your answer should be ➡️“no, I’m not”.JUST BECAUSE UR NOT INTERESTED🚫❤️IN YOUR BOYFRIEND🚹/ 🚺GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CHEAT 🚻THAT IS BULLS***. WITH THAT BEING SAID🚻🚫 don’t cheat NOR BE A 👫👫HO* THAT SH** AINT CUTE AND YOU KNOW WHO U ARE IAN SAYING NAMES •PEACE•~Halee.K💕🥰

Karma: sorry for cheating Paul

Paul: it’s ok I been cheating since day one this a bad relationship

by 9/11Turtlelover October 16, 2019

Facebook Official Relationship

When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.

Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!

by Maziac August 24, 2010

prison straight relationship

A relationship between any two people where there is no intercourse, but other sexual activities. Activities include soaping, massaging, and sometimes even oral sex. This is generally a result of a conflict between ones urges, and self image.

I'm not a cheater. I just sniffed her crotch, it's a prison straight relationship.

by obilisque jamal September 9, 2010