put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

you put the std in stud

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.

"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"

by URAWESOME September 6, 2011

put someone to bed

to have sexual intercourse with someone before their bedtime, and not join them to bed at that same time (but at a later time)

Hello all, I'm back in the game; Sorry I had to put someone to bed / put the missus to bed (if you know what I mean)

by CatAlexei September 7, 2017

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

put together

used in the car business. to make something seem more appealing than it really it. a different way of lying.

Fred, this guy wants the Altima, but he said he wants $300 payments... ima use the put together plan and put him in a Versa.

by That dude JAE October 17, 2008

put a hole through

when you slam your cock deep inside a girl.

"you put a hole through her?"

by petsiders May 16, 2006

[put her shit on blast]

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people

After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"

by JaneSmith007 November 17, 2006