pooper-shnitzle 

fiddle sticks or darn. you stupid person.

"oh, Pooper-shnitzle!"

pooper-shnitzle by Anna January 14, 2004

pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

pooner by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010

pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

pooner by Crampy September 30, 2006

Pooner

a middle eastern or indian person.

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!

Pooner by 1ftw October 2, 2010

pooner

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

pooner by Jagoff August 4, 2007

Pooge 

Someone with 99.9% good taste in men.
Sometimes visits Colorado (only once in a blue moon)
Enjoys cream puffs and mac 'n' cheese.

That girl reminds me of a pooge. :)

Pooge by Lizzerr slitherr January 17, 2009

Pooner

(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.

"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"

Pooner by supertrooperdude_69 March 10, 2010