Oven penelope

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by tescolad123 August 08, 2019
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back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.
Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.
by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024
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oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.
person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"
by raccoon lord May 03, 2022
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Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.
I hope that behatch bakes in oven.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 01, 2017
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Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 08, 2022
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Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex
by Eat me 12355 August 08, 2022
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