murph

a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.

as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.

by mytigaz October 9, 2004

murph

verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."

The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.

by John Schaedler December 25, 2006

Murph

When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.

P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"

by aahhmm July 29, 2012

murthy

synonym for homosexual, gay or ajak

people who use lolzzzzzzzzz for lol are so fucking murthy.

by William Solderburger January 8, 2009

murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003

Murph

To pop Ecstasy. To take Ecstasy.

I'm gonna Murph tonight.

by Darminder November 1, 2006

murph

sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so

Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today

by Bob dizzle May 23, 2008