moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009

Moose Toboggan

The Moose Toboggan is a legendary sex feat that can only be accomplished by veterans in the field. First, you must initiate sex with a girl while riding down a icy slope in a toboggan. Next, insert an icicle into said girl's ass. Moving on, you will pull your cock out of her vagina and proceed give your girl moose antlers as you jiz all over her face. Lastly, allow said cum to freeze all over your girl's face.

Shirley really enjoyed the moose toboggan she received last tuesday but was unable to chip away the frozen cum for several weeks.

by xLordRevanx November 3, 2009

Moose-Donkey

Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.

The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.

by RIGHTWINGJOE April 22, 2011

moose tracks

When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.

Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night.

by kevp123 October 28, 2006

moose biscuits

something my friend says excessivly for no apparent reason only says it in front of me and a couple of other people all others think he is perfectly sane

Matt: did you watch friends last night?
Friend: Moose biscuits!
Matt: what?
Friend: nothing.

by Matthew T February 8, 2004

Moose

1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)

1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.

by Moose face...cakes October 5, 2006

moosing

a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH

"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"

by donkeypuncherspetersfield branch June 1, 2004