Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

mall wall

Related to mall hair. But this term specifically refers the the bangs in front that are teased and/or blow-dried and hair-sprayed so much it stands straight up in front. This action creates a Mall Wall. (archaic term)

Tina had so much hair spray on her bangs, Her Mall Wall would survive a tsunami!

by willywall April 1, 2015

Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination

Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court

by Dejayboo May 17, 2015

mall kittens

a less mean version of a mall rat. does not imtimidate the elderly or anyone else..

those mall kittens need to leave the store, even though they aren't doing anything.

by windywildy November 7, 2015

mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.

by Mallad duck August 12, 2016

mall diving

When you go to the mall for no particular reason other than to discover see friends and hang out. Not much shopping actually gets done.

After lunch, we can head downtown... Or we can go mall diving to kill time.

by Chsklly May 18, 2016

mallicoat

A Mallicoat in its neutral state is the most desirable of people on the face of the planet.

OMG, that guy is so hot. He must be a Mallicoat

by gralma November 14, 2016