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Pablo Juan

Person: Look its Pablo Juan
by Joan Laporta November 22, 2021
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Juan Luis

Juan Luis is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, he's self-aware and silly, he's almost irresistible. He is a very intelligent boy, he loves technology as well as cooking, he can be very confident and brave, sometimes he is not punctual but he does not like to wait for anyone. If Juan Luis is your friend, then you won the lottery since you have in your hands a very good friend to be with to make you laugh and smile, as well as someone to cry with and who supports you at all times
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀
so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person
by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025
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Juanning

to lie about anything; compulsive lying.
Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
by gutzrud29 January 31, 2025
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Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.
I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans
by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025
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Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
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Juan angel

Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda
-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?

-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.
by BaronDeLaBirra November 23, 2021
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