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barrow island 

A minimum security prison where inmates are forced to build a natural gas processing plant. Unlike similar prisons such as Alcatraz you cannot see the mainland. Also the source of the term "Barrowdise" this term, of course, is used ironically with a sprinkling of sarcasm. What also makes this island special is the willingness to complete the same jobs unnecessarily multiple times and to lay off workers and re hire them a week later. Oh and there are some animals and it's a nature reserve or something.
Bro so you are saying you can only have 4 midstrength beers and go to the gym on Barrow Island? Yeah man "it is what it is."
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Tupac Island 

An imaginary island where Tupac is alive and well.

Can also be used to describe an idea or person that mystically disappears or something that can not be found.
Hilary's emails, Trump's tax returns, and Obama's birth certificate all must be on Tupac Island.
Tupac Island by the shaftness October 1, 2016

bouvet island

A tiny island in the Atlantic Ocean that is just ice but [Norway} claims it for some odd reason.
Guy 1: Know anything about Norway?
Guy 2: Yeah fam they got this crazy island named Bouvet Island bro.
bouvet island by 116584 January 15, 2018

The Island of Nog

An island in the Southern Eemered Sea that has a large population of noggies
Guy 1: "Hey do you wanna go to the Island of Nog to go noggie hunting?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"

Blue Island 

A place with many bars and many people who are both meaningless in their ways and can’t drive. Good food.
My family dumped me, I’m going to blue island.
Blue Island by Lieutenant Dan January 16, 2019

thousand island dressing 

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.
ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.

Long Island 

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.
"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."
Long Island by DutchPirate April 19, 2019