Kerosene Heater

A type of Heater that runs on Kerosene used in homes mostly found in Matt's land.

Hey maw, can you turn up the Kerosene Heater? It's cold in here!

by workplacethings December 19, 2018

PETER-HEATER

A term used to describe a beautiful woman's mouth, vagina or anus.

She likes to use all her Peter-Heaters.

by ®0B0T January 23, 2019

jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”

Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019